Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
