Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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