have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I believe in your delicious
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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