So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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