i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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