Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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