Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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