Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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