totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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