Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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