Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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