Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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