Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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