I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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