She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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