problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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