i permit you to call me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Threesome in a minivan. New low
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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