She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I am one with the molecules
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I love you.
Bad choice
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