they need to just BURY HIM!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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