people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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