Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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