Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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