Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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