you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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