Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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