We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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