Soap is not a condiment
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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