Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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