Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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