I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
