can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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