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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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