He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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