like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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