You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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