Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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