i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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