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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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