Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
