he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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