He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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