So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
