i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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