I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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