i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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