seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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