I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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