I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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