I hope mine doesn't look like that
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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