Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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