I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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