Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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