I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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