Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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