you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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