You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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