butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
and you said cock pushups were impossible
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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